I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
My mom has this cute little analogy: that having boyfriends and girlfriends should be like using campsites— if and when you are done, leave them in better condition than when you found them (for the next camper). I don’t know… It’s just like a reminder to be graceful when you try to handle either break up situations or when you try to solve problems with them.
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.
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